General information
- name: BNet
- type: Ladder team game (AT/RT)
- host: Battle.net
- saver: LeBronsJumpshot
map: DragonFalls
- players: 8
- length: 40:48
- speed: Fast
- version: 1.26 W3XP
- replay type: Public
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Players
team 1 (winner)
»
DEMADIZZLE (
orange | 91 APM | 3690 actions | 40:45)
7 Death Knight 3 Death Coil
3 Unholy Aura
1 Animate Dead
10 Lich 3 Frost Nova
3 Dark Ritual
3 Frost Armor
1 Death and Decay
» actions
Assign group hotkey | 32 | |
Basic commands | 246 | |
Build / train | 94 | |
Enter build submenu | 20 | |
Enter hero's abilities submenu | 18 | |
Give item / drop item | 3 | |
Remove unit from queue | 3 | |
Right click | 1808 | |
Select / deselect | 1046 | |
Select group hotkey | 279 | |
Use ability | 140 | |
3690 total
» units
Acolyte | 2 | |
Ghoul | 3 | |
Crypt Fiend | 11 | |
Frost Wyrm | 28 | |
Green Drake | 1 | |
Green Dragon Whelp | 1 | |
46 total
» upgrades
Creature Attack | 3 | |
Creature Carapace | 3 | |
Ghoul Frenzy | 1 | |
Freezing Breath | 1 | |
Web | 1 | |
9 total
» buildings
Crypt | 3 | |
Ziggurat | 10 | |
Altar of Darkness | 1 | |
Graveyard | 2 | |
Halls of the Dead | 4 | |
Tomb of Relics | 1 | |
Black Citadel | 2 | |
Sacrificial Pit | 1 | |
Boneyard | 3 | |
27 total
» build order
00:14 Crypt
00:15 Ziggurat
00:36 Altar of Darkness
01:03 Graveyard
01:23 Ziggurat
01:45 Halls of the Dead
01:45 Halls of the Dead
01:46 Halls of the Dead
02:05 Tomb of Relics
02:09 Ziggurat
02:43 Ziggurat
02:46 Ziggurat
02:49 Ziggurat
02:50 Ziggurat
03:22 Graveyard
04:12 Black Citadel
04:12 Black Citadel
04:14 Sacrificial Pit
06:40 Boneyard
06:41 Boneyard
06:42 Boneyard
07:17 Ziggurat
07:20 Ziggurat
07:20 Ziggurat
21:53 Crypt
22:27 Crypt
» items
Rod of Necromancy | 1 | |
Boots of Speed | 1 | |
Scroll of Healing | 3 | |
Orb of Corruption | 1 | |
Scroll of Town Portal | 2 | |
Potion of Healing | 1 | |
Anti-magic Potion | 1 | |
10 total
»
Code-Blue (
green | 23 APM | 837 actions | 36:55)
5 Blademaster 2 Critical Strike
3 Mirror Image
5 Pandaren Brewmaster 3 Drunken Brawler
2 Breath of Fire
4 Beastmaster 2 Summon Bear
2 Summon Quilbeast
» actions
Assign group hotkey | 27 | |
Basic commands | 69 | |
Build / train | 92 | |
Enter build submenu | 29 | |
Enter hero's abilities submenu | 15 | |
Remove unit from queue | 6 | |
Right click | 143 | |
Select / deselect | 298 | |
Select group hotkey | 93 | |
Use ability | 63 | |
837 total
» units
» upgrades
Melee Weapons | 2 | |
Armor | 2 | |
Pulverize | 1 | |
5 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms | 1 | |
Orc Burrow | 11 | |
Barracks | 1 | |
War Mill | 1 | |
Stronghold | 1 | |
Watch Tower | 6 | |
Fortress | 1 | |
Great Hall | 2 | |
Voodoo Lounge | 1 | |
Tauren Totem | 2 | |
27 total
» build order
00:06 Altar of Storms
00:09 Orc Burrow
01:26 Barracks
01:29 Orc Burrow
02:10 War Mill
03:40 Stronghold
03:58 Orc Burrow
06:21 Watch Tower
06:23 Watch Tower
06:27 Watch Tower
06:30 Fortress
06:40 Great Hall
06:53 Watch Tower
07:11 Voodoo Lounge
07:30 Watch Tower
07:35 Watch Tower
09:02 Tauren Totem
10:13 Tauren Totem
10:20 Orc Burrow
10:55 Orc Burrow
11:29 Orc Burrow
12:39 Orc Burrow
16:34 Orc Burrow
27:29 Orc Burrow
28:55 Orc Burrow
30:23 Orc Burrow
32:47 Great Hall
» items
Potion of Healing | 1 | |
Scroll of Town Portal | 1 | |
2 total
»
BIGWEENERGUY (
pink | 45 APM | 1822 actions | 40:45)
9 Priestess of the Moon 3 Trueshot Aura
3 Searing Arrows
1 Starfall
2 Scout
» actions
Assign group hotkey | 11 | |
Basic commands | 65 | |
Build / train | 104 | |
Enter build submenu | 19 | |
Enter hero's abilities submenu | 9 | |
Give item / drop item | 3 | |
Right click | 845 | |
Select / deselect | 508 | |
Select group hotkey | 152 | |
Use ability | 106 | |
1822 total
» units
Wisp | 48 | |
Mountain Giant | 5 | |
Hippogryph | 10 | |
Chimaera | 4 | |
Dryad | 3 | |
70 total
» upgrades
Strength of the Wild | 3 | |
Reinforced Hides | 3 | |
Nature's Blessing | 1 | |
Backpack | 1 | |
Abolish Magic | 1 | |
Druid of the Claw Training | 2 | |
Hippogryph Taming | 1 | |
Druid of the Talon Training | 2 | |
Corrosive Breath | 1 | |
Mark of the Claw | 1 | |
Hardened Skin | 1 | |
Resistant Skin | 1 | |
Well Spring | 1 | |
Ultravision | 1 | |
20 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders | 1 | |
Moon Well | 7 | |
Tree of Life | 3 | |
Tree of Ages | 1 | |
Hunter's Hall | 1 | |
Tree of Eternity | 1 | |
Ancient of Lore | 2 | |
Ancient of Wind | 2 | |
Ancient of Wonders | 1 | |
Chimaera Roost | 2 | |
21 total
» build order
00:12 Altar of Elders
00:18 Moon Well
06:02 Tree of Life
06:49 Tree of Life
13:11 Tree of Ages
13:14 Hunter's Hall
14:04 Moon Well
15:07 Moon Well
15:33 Tree of Eternity
16:35 Ancient of Lore
16:36 Ancient of Lore
16:41 Ancient of Wind
16:42 Ancient of Wind
16:45 Ancient of Wonders
18:44 Chimaera Roost
18:44 Chimaera Roost
20:14 Moon Well
20:15 Moon Well
20:17 Moon Well
20:19 Moon Well
20:26 Tree of Life
» items
Staff of Teleportation | 1 | |
Orb of Corruption | 1 | |
2 total
LeBronsJumpshot (
blue | 117 APM | 4756 actions | 40:48)
8 Pandaren Brewmaster 3 Drunken Haze
3 Breath of Fire
1 Storm Earth and Fire
1 Drunken Brawler
» actions
Assign group hotkey | 232 | |
Basic commands | 191 | |
Build / train | 109 | |
ESC pressed | 1 | |
Enter build submenu | 43 | |
Enter hero's abilities submenu | 8 | |
Give item / drop item | 4 | |
Right click | 1909 | |
Select / deselect | 670 | |
Select group hotkey | 1491 | |
Use ability | 98 | |
4756 total
» units
Peasant | 34 | |
Footman | 7 | |
Mortar Team | 5 | |
Flying Machine | 13 | |
59 total
» upgrades
Defend | 1 | |
Masonry | 2 | |
Lumber Harvesting | 1 | |
Gunpowder | 3 | |
Armor | 2 | |
Flare | 1 | |
Swords | 2 | |
Plating | 3 | |
Flak Cannons | 1 | |
Fragmentation Shards | 1 | |
Barrage | 1 | |
18 total
» buildings
Lumber Mill | 7 | |
Barracks | 1 | |
Farm | 14 | |
Altar of Kings | 1 | |
Scout Tower | 18 | |
Town Hall | 1 | |
Guard Tower | 6 | |
Keep | 1 | |
Blacksmith | 2 | |
Workshop | 6 | |
Arcane Vault | 2 | |
Castle | 1 | |
60 total
» build order
00:19 Lumber Mill
00:51 Barracks
01:05 Farm
01:07 Farm
01:35 Altar of Kings
02:07 Farm
02:42 Farm
03:24 Farm
03:43 Farm
04:48 Scout Tower
05:02 Scout Tower
05:09 Town Hall
05:10 Scout Tower
05:10 Scout Tower
05:12 Scout Tower
05:15 Scout Tower
05:16 Lumber Mill
05:22 Scout Tower
05:25 Scout Tower
05:32 Farm
06:23 Guard Tower
06:31 Guard Tower
07:02 Farm
07:08 Keep
08:55 Scout Tower
08:56 Scout Tower
09:08 Blacksmith
09:09 Blacksmith
09:33 Guard Tower
11:18 Lumber Mill
11:22 Workshop
11:22 Workshop
11:25 Workshop
11:26 Workshop
11:26 Workshop
11:26 Workshop
13:00 Farm
13:01 Farm
13:02 Farm
13:58 Arcane Vault
14:13 Scout Tower
14:13 Scout Tower
14:14 Scout Tower
14:15 Scout Tower
14:16 Scout Tower
14:16 Scout Tower
14:17 Scout Tower
14:18 Scout Tower
15:02 Farm
15:03 Farm
15:04 Farm
15:31 Guard Tower
16:58 Lumber Mill
17:23 Guard Tower
19:00 Castle
20:16 Lumber Mill
24:20 Arcane Vault
24:22 Lumber Mill
25:27 Lumber Mill
» items
Boots of Speed | 1 | |
Staff of Teleportation | 1 | |
Healing Salve | 2 | |
Scroll of Speed | 1 | |
Scroll of Town Portal | 4 | |
Scroll of Healing | 1 | |
Scroll of Protection | 1 | |
Scroll of Regeneration | 1 | |
Lesser Clarity Potion | 1 | |
13 total
team 2 (loser)
Shpati (
teal | 47 APM | 1834 actions | 39:14)
10 Death Knight 3 Death Coil
3 Unholy Aura
1 Animate Dead
3 Death Pact
2 Dreadlord 1 Vampiric Aura
1 Sleep
» actions
Assign group hotkey | 45 | |
Basic commands | 173 | |
Build / train | 104 | |
Enter build submenu | 22 | |
Enter hero's abilities submenu | 12 | |
Give item / drop item | 1 | |
Remove unit from queue | 1 | |
Right click | 842 | |
Select / deselect | 439 | |
Select group hotkey | 91 | |
Use ability | 104 | |
1834 total
» units
Acolyte | 11 | |
Ghoul | 3 | |
Crypt Fiend | 7 | |
Gargoyle | 16 | |
Green Dragon | 11 | |
Frost Wyrm | 10 | |
58 total
» upgrades
Web | 1 | |
Burrow | 1 | |
Creature Attack | 3 | |
Creature Carapace | 3 | |
Ghoul Frenzy | 1 | |
Freezing Breath | 1 | |
10 total
» buildings
Altar of Darkness | 1 | |
Ziggurat | 8 | |
Crypt | 2 | |
Graveyard | 2 | |
Tomb of Relics | 1 | |
Halls of the Dead | 1 | |
Spirit Tower | 3 | |
Black Citadel | 1 | |
Sacrificial Pit | 1 | |
Necropolis | 1 | |
Boneyard | 2 | |
23 total
» build order
00:27 Altar of Darkness
00:32 Ziggurat
00:44 Crypt
01:26 Graveyard
01:36 Ziggurat
02:00 Tomb of Relics
04:11 Ziggurat
04:57 Halls of the Dead
05:01 Spirit Tower
05:17 Spirit Tower
05:24 Ziggurat
06:04 Graveyard
07:29 Black Citadel
07:30 Spirit Tower
07:34 Sacrificial Pit
10:09 Crypt
12:45 Necropolis
17:29 Boneyard
17:48 Boneyard
17:50 Ziggurat
21:46 Ziggurat
34:26 Ziggurat
34:27 Ziggurat
» items
Dust of Appearance | 1 | |
Scroll of Town Portal | 8 | |
Potion of Lesser Invulnerability | 1 | |
Potion of Healing | 2 | |
Healing Salve | 1 | |
Orb of Lightning | 1 | |
Scroll of Healing | 2 | |
16 total
»
deandean (
purple | 40 APM | 1643 actions | 40:44)
6 Priestess of the Moon 2 Searing Arrows
3 Trueshot Aura
1 Starfall
8 Dark Ranger 3 Black Arrow
3 Silence
1 Charm
1 Life Drain
» actions
Assign group hotkey | 30 | |
Basic commands | 267 | |
Build / train | 84 | |
ESC pressed | 13 | |
Enter build submenu | 19 | |
Enter hero's abilities submenu | 14 | |
Give item / drop item | 2 | |
Right click | 295 | |
Select / deselect | 316 | |
Select group hotkey | 531 | |
Use ability | 72 | |
1643 total
» units
Wisp | 17 | |
Archer | 16 | |
Hippogryph | 13 | |
Druid of the Talon | 1 | |
47 total
» upgrades
Strength of the Wild | 3 | |
Reinforced Hides | 3 | |
Improved Bows | 1 | |
Marksmanship | 1 | |
Hippogryph Taming | 1 | |
Well Spring | 1 | |
Strength of the Moon | 1 | |
11 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders | 1 | |
Moon Well | 8 | |
Ancient of War | 1 | |
Ancient of Wonders | 1 | |
Tree of Ages | 1 | |
Hunter's Hall | 1 | |
Tree of Eternity | 1 | |
Tree of Life | 4 | |
Ancient of Wind | 2 | |
20 total
» build order
01:00 Altar of Elders
01:05 Moon Well
01:24 Ancient of War
01:46 Ancient of Wonders
02:30 Moon Well
04:11 Moon Well
05:07 Tree of Ages
05:57 Hunter's Hall
06:03 Moon Well
07:32 Tree of Eternity
07:38 Tree of Life
08:34 Moon Well
08:38 Ancient of Wind
09:16 Moon Well
10:02 Ancient of Wind
13:10 Tree of Life
20:05 Tree of Life
22:14 Moon Well
22:17 Moon Well
34:20 Tree of Life
» items
Moonstone | 1 | |
Scroll of Town Portal | 4 | |
Healing Salve | 1 | |
Orb of Venom | 1 | |
7 total
»
xCommunicate (
red | 35 APM | 1371 actions | 39:32)
9 Archmage 3 Summon Water Elemental
2 Blizzard
3 Brilliance Aura
1 Mass Teleport
» actions
Assign group hotkey | 13 | |
Basic commands | 22 | |
Build / train | 66 | |
Enter build submenu | 19 | |
Enter hero's abilities submenu | 10 | |
Remove unit from queue | 3 | |
Right click | 762 | |
Select / deselect | 374 | |
Select group hotkey | 43 | |
Use ability | 59 | |
1371 total
» units
Peasant | 11 | |
Knight | 17 | |
Siege Engine | 10 | |
38 total
» upgrades
Lumber Harvesting | 1 | |
Masonry | 1 | |
Animal War Training | 1 | |
Swords | 1 | |
Plating | 1 | |
Barrage | 1 | |
6 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings | 1 | |
Farm | 11 | |
Lumber Mill | 1 | |
Barracks | 2 | |
Arcane Vault | 1 | |
Scout Tower | 7 | |
Keep | 1 | |
Guard Tower | 6 | |
Castle | 1 | |
Blacksmith | 1 | |
Workshop | 2 | |
Town Hall | 1 | |
35 total
» build order
00:30 Altar of Kings
00:47 Farm
00:49 Farm
00:54 Lumber Mill
01:16 Barracks
02:03 Arcane Vault
02:16 Scout Tower
02:20 Scout Tower
02:22 Scout Tower
03:00 Keep
03:09 Guard Tower
03:46 Guard Tower
03:52 Barracks
04:16 Scout Tower
04:17 Scout Tower
04:18 Scout Tower
04:23 Scout Tower
04:29 Farm
04:30 Farm
04:32 Farm
04:34 Farm
04:35 Farm
04:46 Guard Tower
05:11 Guard Tower
05:23 Farm
05:26 Castle
05:48 Blacksmith
05:58 Guard Tower
06:01 Guard Tower
07:29 Workshop
07:36 Workshop
13:54 Farm
13:57 Farm
13:58 Farm
25:17 Town Hall
» items
»
CashForTomes (
yellow | 130 APM | 4809 actions | 37:07)
10 Blademaster 3 Wind Walk
3 Critical Strike
1 Bladestorm
3 Mirror Image
» actions
Assign group hotkey | 71 | |
Basic commands | 257 | |
Build / train | 104 | |
ESC pressed | 2 | |
Enter build submenu | 45 | |
Enter hero's abilities submenu | 10 | |
Give item / drop item | 1 | |
Remove unit from queue | 1 | |
Right click | 2042 | |
Select / deselect | 1046 | |
Select group hotkey | 1054 | |
Use ability | 174 | |
4809 total
» units
Peon | 18 | |
Grunt | 3 | |
Troll Headhunter/Berserker | 40 | |
Goblin Shredder | 1 | |
62 total
» upgrades
Ranged Weapons | 3 | |
Armor | 3 | |
Troll Regeneration | 1 | |
Berserker Upgrade | 1 | |
8 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms | 2 | |
Orc Burrow | 13 | |
Barracks | 8 | |
War Mill | 2 | |
Voodoo Lounge | 1 | |
Great Hall | 3 | |
Watch Tower | 7 | |
Stronghold | 3 | |
Fortress | 2 | |
41 total
» build order
00:12 Altar of Storms
00:15 Orc Burrow
00:29 Barracks
01:35 Orc Burrow
02:13 War Mill
02:41 Voodoo Lounge
04:09 Great Hall
04:16 Watch Tower
05:01 Orc Burrow
05:29 Watch Tower
06:54 Watch Tower
07:23 Stronghold
07:24 Stronghold
08:06 Watch Tower
08:20 War Mill
08:30 Barracks
09:00 Watch Tower
09:13 Orc Burrow
10:12 Barracks
10:42 Watch Tower
10:45 Orc Burrow
11:00 Fortress
11:21 Barracks
11:45 Orc Burrow
11:48 Barracks
11:52 Watch Tower
13:05 Orc Burrow
13:10 Orc Burrow
14:52 Barracks
15:12 Barracks
15:12 Barracks
22:32 Orc Burrow
24:10 Orc Burrow
24:20 Great Hall
24:47 Orc Burrow
24:49 Orc Burrow
25:33 Orc Burrow
32:07 Altar of Storms
33:02 Great Hall
» items
Healing Salve | 4 | |
Lesser Clarity Potion | 2 | |
Orb of Lightning | 1 | |
Scroll of Town Portal | 2 | |
Potion of Healing | 3 | |
Potion of Mana | 2 | |
Scroll of Regeneration | 1 | |
15 total
Chat log
(00:05 / All) CashForTomes: hey guys
(00:07 / All) CashForTomes: if a tome drops
(00:09 / All) CashForTomes: don't pick it up
(00:13 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: BECAUSE I'M ABOUT SUCCESSFUL 45 PERCENT OF THE TIME
(00:19 / All) CashForTomes: i'll give you 5$
(00:20 / All) CashForTomes: a tome
(00:24 / All) CashForTomes: just let me know
(00:25 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: k
(00:35 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: e-Sports.
(00:38 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: E-SPORTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(01:02 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: DotA DotA DotA DotA DOTA MANNN
(01:25 / All) CashForTomes: i bet dota man is good at rts
(01:29 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: Naturally.
(01:47 / All) CashForTomes: seeing as dota is the best rts
(01:58 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: Yessir.
(03:05 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: Quiet game.
(03:20 / All) CashForTomes: busy inflating my apm
(03:22 / All) CashForTomes: e-sports.
(04:18 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: Teal, why did you waste 225 mana to kill a Footman?
(04:28 / All) CashForTomes: footmen are deadly
(04:32 / All) CashForTomes: best to be on the safe side
(05:50 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: theyre all going north
(05:51 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: green
(05:53 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: get some towers
(06:12 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: green, get towers.
(06:38 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: ty
(06:39 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: <3
(06:54 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: checking
(09:03 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: pink, what are you doing
(09:11 / Allies) BIGWEENERGUY: BETTER THAN YOU
(09:15 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: lol
(09:23 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: pink fast expands with no units
(09:25 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: hasn't teched
(09:28 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and when i ask him what he's doing
(09:31 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: he says "BETTER THAN YOU"
(09:37 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: american education is failing us
(09:41 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: TRY USING YOUR LITTLE PEA BRAIN DUMBASS
(09:48 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so let me get this straight
(09:49 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHY DO YOU TH INK ORANGE HAS 2-2 WYRMS
(09:54 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you play RT
(10:00 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you play War3
(10:04 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so you can let someone else play the game
(10:15 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: ITS CALLED A STRATEGY DIPSHIT
(10:17 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: NO
(10:20 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: it's called
(10:23 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: playing the game
(10:25 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: without playing the game
(10:33 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: HERES THE THING STUPID
(10:37 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: lol3
(10:39 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THERES NO WAY TO GET 3-3 WYRMS THIS FAST WITHOUT BEING FED
(10:42 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: ok
(10:45 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you're not doing anything
(10:48 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you're paying someone else to play the game
(10:49 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: For you
(10:50 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: LIKE I SAID
(10:51 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IM DOING MORE THAN YOU
(11:04 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: seriously
(11:06 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: You made a smurf to do this
(11:23 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: ACTUALLY I MADE A SMURF TO HELP BOOST ORANGE SO HE CAN MATCH ME ON MY REAL ACCOUNT
(11:28 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THE ONE THATS MUCH MUCH HIGHER ELL THAN YOURS
(11:37 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so basically
(11:41 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you make a new account
(11:42 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and not play
(11:44 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so you can find games to play
(11:51 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHY WOULD I TRY ON MY SMURF
(12:01 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: because you're playing for the superficial goal of record
(12:03 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: AS SOON AS THIS GAME IS OVER IM NEVER LOGGING INTO THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN
(12:08 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and in an eleven-year-old RTS game with no "scene"
(12:11 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: that's kind of dumb
(12:15 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THIS IS A 1 AND DONE ACCOUNT
(12:26 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: those cheevos must taste so good huh
(12:31 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHAT?
(12:36 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: cheevos = achievements
(12:41 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you're not playing the game for any meaningful reason
(12:44 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: You're playing it for a record
(12:47 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NO
(12:48 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and you're so desperate for a good record
(12:51 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: that you would make a smurf
(12:53 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: And not play the game
(12:55 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: ITS NOT MY RECORD
(12:57 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: AGAIN
(13:01 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THIS IS A 1 AND DONE ACCOUNT
(13:05 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: AFTER THIS GAME I WILL NEVER LOG INTO THIS ACCOUNT EVER AGAIN
(13:09 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: ok
(13:11 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so why did you make it
(13:13 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: if you're not playing on it
(13:16 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: TO HELP BOOST ORANGE UP
(13:19 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and who cares
(13:20 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SO HE CAN MATCH ME
(13:24 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SO HE CAN MATCH ME
(13:25 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: make new accounts
(13:28 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and search 4s
(13:28 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NO
(13:32 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SO HE CAN MATCH ME ON MY REAL ACCOUNT
(13:39 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: if he isn't good enough
(13:41 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: Then why bother
(13:45 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THIS IS EXPEDITING THE PROCESS
(13:47 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: HE IS GOOD ENOUGH
(13:54 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IM HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING GAMES ON MY MAIN
(13:57 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SINCE I HAVE A MUCH HIGHER ELL
(14:00 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THATS SOMETHING YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND THOUGH
(14:17 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SO OUT OF BOREDOM IM SEARCHIGN WITH HIM ON A 0-0 ACCOUNT TO HELP BOOST HIM UP SO HE CAN MATCH ME
(14:22 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: "out of boredom"
(14:24 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you know, there are like
(14:28 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: 800 other RTS games out there
(14:30 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: You could try sometime
(14:35 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YEAH SEE
(14:38 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: STARCRAFT 2 SUCKS SHIT
(14:43 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: ok
(14:48 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I WANT TO PLAY THIS
(14:48 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and there's more to RTS than Blizzard RTS
(14:49 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: AND I WANT TO PLAY RT
(14:53 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: Wargame just came out
(14:58 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: BUT IM NOT FINDING A GAME ON MY MAIN ACCOUNT
(15:01 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NEVER HEARD OF IT
(15:07 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: came out three weeks ago
(15:13 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and no don't listen to the journalist bums
(15:15 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO NEW RELEASES THAT ARENT ON STEAM
(15:16 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: who gave it an 82
(15:22 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: the game has been on the front page of steam
(15:23 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: for four weeks
(15:32 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: TABBING OUT
(15:37 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: ok
(15:43 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: orange
(15:47 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you realize i don't care about either of you right
(16:05 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: EEEEEEEEEEEEH
(16:08 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I DONT KNOW
(16:12 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I LIKE WARCRAFT
(16:32 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: age of empires ii was just rereleased on Steam
(16:39 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NEVER CARED FOR AOE
(16:51 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: supcom is still playable
(16:53 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and has a community
(16:57 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT
(16:59 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I WANTED TO PLAY WAR3
(17:05 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I WANT ORANGE TO WIN SOME GAMES SO HE CAN MATCH ME ON MY HIGHER ELL ACCOUNT
(17:08 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: ITS NOT THAT HE CANT DO IT
(17:12 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: ITS THAT IM HELPING HIM SO HE GETS IT FASTER
(17:18 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: FEEDING IS A VERY LEGITIMATE STRATEGY
(17:20 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: yeah your thought process is kind of weird
(17:22 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IT HELPS HIM GET 3-3 WYRMS VERY QUICK
(17:33 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU CANT GET 3-3 WYRMS THIS FAST ON 1 GOLDMINE
(17:37 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IM ALSO VERY LAZY
(17:40 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i can tell
(17:58 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SO IM HELPING HIM WIN WITH MINIMUM EFFORT POSSIBLE
(18:04 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: uh huh
(18:09 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: FEEDING HIM FOR FAST 3-3 WYRMS SATISFIES BOTH THE LAZINESS AND WANTING TO WIN
(18:10 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: that sounds very counterproductive to the pursuit of anything
(18:12 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NOW
(18:16 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND AFTER THAT
(18:17 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IM SORRY
(18:20 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: no, i do understand
(18:22 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: it's just stupid
(18:33 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: HOW SO
(18:38 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IS FAST 3-3 WYRMS NOT GOOD?
(18:45 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: because you're so desperate to play one game that you're jumping through buckets
(18:50 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: when there are other good RTS games you haven't played
(18:53 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: yes
(18:54 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: buckets
(19:02 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THE EXPRESSION IS HOOPS BUT WHATEVER
(19:06 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IM NOT REALLY JUMPING THROUGH ANYTHING
(19:08 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: hell i could kill orange right now if i wanted to
(19:11 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN BEING LAZY
(19:18 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I SEE YOU COULD
(19:29 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: HAVING WATCHED YOU PLAY AT THE START THOUGH
(19:31 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SEC
(19:33 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: BM CHASING ME
(19:34 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: PROBABLY DEAD
(19:36 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you really want to dare me on this
(19:37 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: ANYWAY
(19:43 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NO I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU
(19:47 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: 90 FOOD WITH 4 WORKSHOPS
(19:48 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: OR 4 THAT I SEE
(19:57 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I AM IN FULL BELIEF THAT YOU COULD DO THAT
(20:28 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NOW
(20:29 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: AS I WAS SAYING
(20:33 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHY DID YOU GO LUMBER MILL FIRST
(20:35 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THEN LATE LATE LATE ALTAR
(20:38 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so i can get an econ boost
(20:46 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WELL LET ME TELL YOU
(20:49 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THATS NOT A GOOD BUILD
(20:54 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: well you have no idea what you're talking about
(20:55 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so
(20:59 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: what can i tell you
(20:59 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I DO
(21:10 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and why is it bad
(21:12 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i'd like to hear
(21:20 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WITH HUMAN ORC AND ELF
(21:25 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU ALWAYS GO ALTAR FIRST FOR FAST HERO
(21:29 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THERE IS NO OTHER ACCEPTABLE OPTION
(21:33 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: my playstyle doesn't rely on it
(21:43 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i don't need an early hero out
(21:49 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOUR PLAYSTYLE IS INFERIOR
(21:51 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: focus is getting the expansion as quickly as possible and doing it with a high lumber count
(21:58 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so i can quickly get upgrades as necessary for workshop tech
(22:01 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: A FAST HERO HELPS THAT
(22:07 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: need more peasants
(22:09 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: more lumber
(22:13 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: most critical part of the build
(22:39 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: QUICK QUESTION
(22:41 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: DID I OFFEND YOU?
(22:46 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: well
(22:50 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you're doing something really dumb
(22:56 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so i mostly thought it was curious
(22:57 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: AND THAT IS
(23:03 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: not playing the game so you can play the game later
(23:07 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: that just baffles me
(23:21 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I THINK I THOROUGHLY EXPLAINED IT
(23:24 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: yes
(23:27 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and i thought it was a horrible premise
(23:31 / Allies) Code-Blue: help
(23:35 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: oh fine god
(23:37 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT FEEDING IS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY
(23:41 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THE FAST 3-3 WYRMS ARE STRONG
(23:41 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i didn't say that
(23:44 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i said it was a boring one
(23:46 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: from your perspective
(23:49 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: ILL GIVE YOU THAT
(23:54 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: GOING AROUND WITH A POTM IS FUNNY THOUGH
(24:22 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SO WAIT A MINUTE
(24:25 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU'RE 0-0 TOO
(24:33 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i haven't been playing since this chat started
(24:39 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IM AWARE
(24:59 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i didn't even bother to get flak
(25:06 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I SAW YOU HAVE A LATE TIER3
(25:52 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WELL I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
(25:58 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOUR LAZINESS HAS FORCED ME TO PLAY TO MAKE SURE THIS IS A WIN
(26:37 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so you mean that i actually got you to play the game?
(26:41 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: then i succeeded in my goal
(26:45 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I DIDNT WANT TO REALLY
(26:52 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I WANT TO WIN WITH MINIMUM EFFORT POSSIBLE
(26:59 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: then why not play orc
(27:02 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THATS SORT OF MY GOAL EVERY TIME I PLAY REGARDLESS OF MY ACCOUNT OR WHO IM WITH
(28:20 / All) deandean: that was fun
(28:26 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SO ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY?
(28:30 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: thinking about it
(28:34 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I HAVENT DONE MUCH QUESTIONING FOR YOU
(28:40 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I COULD GIVE YOU THE WHOLE 20 QUESTIONS LIKE YOU DID ME
(28:45 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: ETC ETC
(28:48 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: but i play dota 2
(28:52 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: which means im superior to everyone in this game
(28:54 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
(28:57 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and therefore cannot be questioned
(29:01 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: playing a casual game
(29:01 / All) CashForTomes: i play lol
(29:03 / All) CashForTomes: get on my level
(29:08 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NO LEGION COMMANDER
(29:10 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NO SWAPPING
(29:25 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS FILTH
(29:34 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: War3 copied LoL
(29:36 / All) CashForTomes: ur just bad at micro
(29:41 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHAT?
(29:51 / All) CashForTomes: buying tomes 5$ each
(29:51 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU DO REALIZE WAR3 CAME OUT IN 2002 & LOL CAME OUT IN LIKE 2009
(29:53 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: tell me where you want me
(29:55 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: yes
(29:59 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: but it's more fun to troll where necessary
(30:01 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: LOL IS BASED OFF OF DOTA 1 WHICH IS A CUSTOM GAME ON WAR3
(30:14 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NO SERIOUSLY
(30:18 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: EVERYTHING YOU JUST ASKED ME
(30:23 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IM REDIRECTING BACK AT YOU NOW
(30:26 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: ok
(30:27 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: THE WHOLE
(30:28 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING
(30:34 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: CLEARLY YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN WINNING
(30:35 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: because i was playing against yellow
(30:41 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and decided the philosophical argument we're having
(30:43 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: was more interesting
(30:48 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: CANT DO BOTH?
(30:51 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: not really no
(30:56 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: not when im opposed to your point of view
(31:21 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NOT SO MUCH A PHILOSOPHICAL ARGUMENT
(31:28 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: AS I JUST DONT THINK YOUVE EVER SEEN A FEED STRATEGY BEFORE
(31:57 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i have
(32:01 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i just came to the conclusion that they're dumb
(32:02 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVENT
(32:46 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i've pretty much seen everything in this game
(32:48 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: im sure you have too
(32:53 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVENT
(32:54 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i just have wildly different opinions on what that means
(32:55 / Allies) Code-Blue: gold??
(32:59 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and they're usually better opinions
(33:06 / All) deandean: YEA its fucking 12 years old
(33:18 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: BY THE WAY
(33:20 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: LEBRON IS A NIGGER
(33:24 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: that's cute
(33:25 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: HOPE HE LOSES & THEN CONTRACTS AIDS
(33:26 / All) deandean: lol
(33:35 / All) Shpati: i hate him
(33:41 / All) Shpati: chriss bosh won them that game
(33:51 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: FUCKING MISSED FREE THROWS LOST THE GAME
(34:00 / Allies) Code-Blue: gold
(34:02 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: well this got weird
(34:05 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: i have nothing left
(34:14 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: i can give you lumber
(34:15 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YEAH WE PROBABLY LOSE THANKS TO YOU
(34:28 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: uh
(34:29 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you lost
(34:29 / All) CashForTomes: "probably"
(34:32 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: when you booted up the game
(34:36 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and decided you weren't going to play
(34:38 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so you could play later
(34:39 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NOW YOU'RE JUST BUTTHURT
(34:42 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: well the idea here is
(34:46 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you're supposed to attack my units now
(34:48 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: to save face
(34:52 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: AM I NOW
(34:56 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: yes
(34:59 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHY
(35:04 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: this way you can claim you didn't lose
(35:06 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you stabbed
(35:13 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NO
(35:32 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: IM NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF JUSTIFYING ANYTHING WITH AN EXCUSE
(35:43 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you don't blame allies ever i take it
(35:52 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHY WOULD I NEED TO
(35:55 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: HONESTLY
(36:00 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: HAVE YOU EVER GAVE A SHITW HEN SOMEONE SAYS
(36:06 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I WOULDVE WON BUT SUCH & SUCH MY ALLIES BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
(36:06 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NO
(36:07 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU THINK
(36:09 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: STFU & LEAVE NIGGER
(36:21 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so you've never done the opposite and don't do the opposite
(36:26 / Allies) LeBronsJumpshot: ok that one's on me
(36:30 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I MIGHT THINK IT
(36:33 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: BUT THERSE NO POINT IN ANNOUNCING I
(36:46 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NOBODY CARES
(36:51 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS
(36:53 / All) CashForTomes: you know nothing of micro
(38:43 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: well that escalated quickly
(38:49 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I MUST SAY
(38:51 / All) xCommunicate: lmao im sayin
(39:00 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I HAVE PLAYED A LOT OF 0-0 SMURF ACCOUNT 4V4 RTS
(39:06 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: A LOT
(39:10 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NOT NECESSARILY TO BOOST ANYONE
(39:12 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: BUT JUST FOR FUNSIES
(39:21 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: SO BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS
(39:25 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: this game was fucking weird
(39:28 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NORMALLY I SEE A LOT OF COMPLETELY BRAINLESS MORONS
(39:31 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I DISMISS THEM VERY EASILY
(39:41 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: BASICALLY EVERYONE IN THIS GAME
(39:42 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: HOWEVER
(39:44 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU HAVE SURPRISED ME BLUE
(39:50 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i'm not stupid
(39:51 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: lol
(39:53 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: I CAN SEE
(39:54 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: NOT ONLY THAT
(39:59 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: YOU DONT SUCK AT THIS GAME LIKE THE OTHERS IN THIS GAME DO
(40:03 / All) BIGWEENERGUY: WHICH SURPRISES ME
(40:09 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: i just smurf 4s with yellow
(40:13 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so we can find games
(40:22 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: this was a productive chat
(40:23 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and yes
(40:26 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: the reason i decided to play is
(40:31 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: because you actually kind of justified yourself
(40:32 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: to some extent
(40:38 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: so yeah
(40:39 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: and btw orange
(40:42 / All) LeBronsJumpshot: you're involved in this