General information
- name: BNet
- type: Ladder team game (AT/RT)
- host: Battle.net
- saver: JOHN.MADDEN
map: GolemsInTheMist- players: 8
- length: 32:20
- speed: Fast
- version: 1.24 W3XP
- replay type: Public
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Players
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Deadpoemcri (purple | 60 APM | 1272 actions | 21:08)
4 Death Knight 
2 Death Coil
2 Unholy Aura» actions
| Assign group hotkey | 14 | |
| Basic commands | 40 | |
| Build / train | 44 | |
| ESC pressed | 1 | |
| Enter build submenu | 10 | |
| Enter hero's abilities submenu | 4 | |
| Give item / drop item | 3 | |
| Right click | 626 | |
| Select / deselect | 236 | |
| Select group hotkey | 242 | |
| Use ability | 52 |
| Acolyte | 11 | |
| Ghoul | 6 | |
| Crypt Fiend | 8 | |
| Abomination | 3 |
| Burrow | 1 | |
| Web | 1 |
| Crypt | 1 | |
| Graveyard | 1 | |
| Altar of Darkness | 1 | |
| Ziggurat | 4 | |
| Nerubian Tower | 1 | |
| Tomb of Relics | 1 | |
| Spirit Tower | 2 | |
| Halls of the Dead | 1 | |
| Black Citadel | 1 | |
| Slaughterhouse | 2 |
00:16 Graveyard
00:48 Altar of Darkness
01:05 Ziggurat
02:02 Nerubian Tower
02:05 Ziggurat
02:51 Tomb of Relics
04:15 Spirit Tower
05:05 Ziggurat
05:32 Halls of the Dead
06:37 Spirit Tower
08:30 Black Citadel
08:35 Slaughterhouse
08:37 Slaughterhouse
09:56 Ziggurat
| Rod of Necromancy | 1 | |
| Dust of Appearance | 1 | |
| Scroll of Town Portal | 1 | |
| Potion of Healing | 1 |
jg11396 (pink | 33 APM | 1060 actions | 32:17)
3 Archmage 
2 Summon Water Elemental
1 Brilliance Aura» actions
| Assign group hotkey | 6 | |
| Basic commands | 25 | |
| Build / train | 29 | |
| Enter build submenu | 24 | |
| Enter hero's abilities submenu | 3 | |
| Remove unit from queue | 1 | |
| Right click | 544 | |
| Select / deselect | 345 | |
| Select group hotkey | 21 | |
| Use ability | 62 |
| Peasant | 12 |
| Altar of Kings | 1 | |
| Farm | 6 | |
| Lumber Mill | 2 | |
| Keep | 3 | |
| Scout Tower | 16 | |
| Guard Tower | 7 | |
| Blacksmith | 1 | |
| Town Hall | 1 |
00:14 Farm
00:55 Lumber Mill
01:57 Keep
01:57 Keep
02:18 Scout Tower
02:25 Scout Tower
02:32 Farm
02:33 Farm
02:34 Farm
02:55 Scout Tower
03:16 Guard Tower
03:23 Scout Tower
03:27 Scout Tower
03:52 Scout Tower
03:55 Guard Tower
03:57 Scout Tower
04:02 Keep
04:07 Blacksmith
04:11 Farm
04:11 Farm
04:18 Guard Tower
04:22 Scout Tower
04:23 Scout Tower
04:31 Guard Tower
04:41 Guard Tower
04:46 Scout Tower
04:47 Scout Tower
05:06 Scout Tower
05:10 Scout Tower
07:04 Guard Tower
07:04 Guard Tower
08:42 Lumber Mill
12:38 Town Hall
24:08 Scout Tower
24:09 Scout Tower
24:09 Scout Tower
| Potion of Healing | 1 | |
| Scroll of Town Portal | 1 |
» CnT (blue | 28 APM | 897 actions | 32:17)
2 Blood Mage 
1 Flame Strike
1 Siphon Mana» actions
| Basic commands | 60 | |
| Build / train | 62 | |
| Enter build submenu | 66 | |
| Enter hero's abilities submenu | 2 | |
| Remove unit from queue | 1 | |
| Right click | 355 | |
| Select / deselect | 254 | |
| Use ability | 97 |
| Peasant | 26 |
| Masonry | 1 |
| Altar of Kings | 1 | |
| Lumber Mill | 2 | |
| Farm | 4 | |
| Scout Tower | 50 | |
| Guard Tower | 20 | |
| Arcane Tower | 6 | |
| Town Hall | 1 | |
| Keep | 1 | |
| Blacksmith | 1 | |
| Workshop | 1 | |
| Cannon Tower | 4 |
00:28 Lumber Mill
01:57 Farm
02:31 Scout Tower
03:07 Scout Tower
03:11 Guard Tower
03:35 Scout Tower
03:37 Guard Tower
03:56 Guard Tower
04:00 Scout Tower
04:13 Guard Tower
04:16 Scout Tower
04:30 Guard Tower
05:08 Scout Tower
05:44 Scout Tower
05:48 Guard Tower
06:00 Scout Tower
06:01 Guard Tower
06:17 Scout Tower
06:34 Scout Tower
06:37 Arcane Tower
06:45 Scout Tower
06:58 Scout Tower
07:34 Scout Tower
07:36 Arcane Tower
07:36 Arcane Tower
07:37 Arcane Tower
07:46 Guard Tower
09:19 Guard Tower
09:19 Arcane Tower
10:16 Lumber Mill
12:14 Town Hall
14:49 Scout Tower
15:23 Scout Tower
15:33 Farm
16:13 Farm
16:58 Guard Tower
17:13 Scout Tower
17:18 Scout Tower
17:24 Scout Tower
17:31 Guard Tower
17:42 Farm
17:45 Guard Tower
18:07 Guard Tower
18:38 Scout Tower
18:41 Scout Tower
18:42 Scout Tower
18:44 Scout Tower
18:53 Scout Tower
19:24 Scout Tower
19:30 Guard Tower
19:34 Scout Tower
20:27 Guard Tower
20:40 Scout Tower
20:42 Scout Tower
20:45 Scout Tower
22:55 Guard Tower
22:58 Scout Tower
23:00 Scout Tower
23:04 Scout Tower
23:38 Guard Tower
23:41 Scout Tower
23:43 Scout Tower
23:44 Scout Tower
24:02 Scout Tower
24:04 Scout Tower
24:08 Keep
24:16 Guard Tower
24:22 Scout Tower
24:25 Scout Tower
24:26 Scout Tower
24:50 Guard Tower
24:53 Scout Tower
24:56 Scout Tower
24:58 Scout Tower
25:20 Guard Tower
25:23 Scout Tower
25:26 Scout Tower
25:29 Scout Tower
25:40 Scout Tower
25:53 Guard Tower
25:56 Scout Tower
26:14 Blacksmith
26:51 Workshop
27:34 Scout Tower
27:42 Cannon Tower
27:51 Scout Tower
27:53 Cannon Tower
28:39 Cannon Tower
29:03 Scout Tower
29:16 Cannon Tower
Gobiner (teal | 43 APM | 1376 actions | 32:17)
7 Blademaster 
3 Wind Walk
3 Critical Strike
1 Bladestorm» actions
| Assign group hotkey | 16 | |
| Basic commands | 14 | |
| Build / train | 84 | |
| ESC pressed | 7 | |
| Enter build submenu | 83 | |
| Enter hero's abilities submenu | 7 | |
| Right click | 445 | |
| Select / deselect | 230 | |
| Select group hotkey | 323 | |
| Use ability | 167 |
| Peon | 30 | |
| Troll Batrider | 2 | |
| Wind Rider | 8 | |
| Demolisher | 3 |
| Ranged Weapons | 3 | |
| Reinforced Defenses | 1 | |
| Spiked Barricades | 3 | |
| Envenomed Spears | 1 | |
| Armor | 3 | |
| Liquid Fire | 1 | |
| War Drums Damage Increase | 1 | |
| Troll Regeneration | 1 | |
| Burning Oil | 1 | |
| Melee Weapons | 1 | |
| Berserker Strength | 1 | |
| Berserker Upgrade | 1 |
| Altar of Storms | 1 | |
| Orc Burrow | 9 | |
| War Mill | 2 | |
| Voodoo Lounge | 1 | |
| Watch Tower | 72 | |
| Stronghold | 1 | |
| Fortress | 1 | |
| Beastiary | 2 | |
| Barracks | 2 | |
| Great Hall | 1 |
00:17 Orc Burrow
00:27 War Mill
01:16 Voodoo Lounge
02:01 Watch Tower
02:22 Orc Burrow
02:51 Watch Tower
03:02 Watch Tower
03:58 Watch Tower
04:00 Watch Tower
04:49 Stronghold
04:54 Watch Tower
04:57 Watch Tower
05:00 Watch Tower
06:13 Watch Tower
06:15 Watch Tower
07:16 Fortress
07:19 Beastiary
07:22 Beastiary
07:27 Orc Burrow
07:28 Orc Burrow
07:38 Watch Tower
08:44 Watch Tower
10:20 War Mill
16:58 Watch Tower
16:59 Watch Tower
17:00 Watch Tower
17:00 Watch Tower
17:04 Watch Tower
17:43 Barracks
18:07 Great Hall
18:40 Orc Burrow
18:41 Orc Burrow
19:35 Watch Tower
19:35 Watch Tower
19:37 Watch Tower
19:37 Watch Tower
19:38 Watch Tower
19:39 Watch Tower
19:40 Watch Tower
19:59 Barracks
20:32 Orc Burrow
20:33 Orc Burrow
20:34 Orc Burrow
23:08 Watch Tower
23:09 Watch Tower
23:10 Watch Tower
23:12 Watch Tower
23:14 Watch Tower
24:13 Watch Tower
24:19 Watch Tower
24:22 Watch Tower
24:25 Watch Tower
24:26 Watch Tower
25:54 Watch Tower
25:55 Watch Tower
25:57 Watch Tower
25:57 Watch Tower
26:02 Watch Tower
26:58 Watch Tower
27:00 Watch Tower
27:03 Watch Tower
27:05 Watch Tower
27:07 Watch Tower
28:12 Watch Tower
28:13 Watch Tower
28:13 Watch Tower
28:16 Watch Tower
28:17 Watch Tower
28:21 Watch Tower
28:23 Watch Tower
29:37 Watch Tower
29:38 Watch Tower
29:39 Watch Tower
29:42 Watch Tower
29:48 Watch Tower
29:51 Watch Tower
29:55 Watch Tower
31:16 Watch Tower
31:16 Watch Tower
31:17 Watch Tower
31:18 Watch Tower
31:20 Watch Tower
31:22 Watch Tower
31:23 Watch Tower
31:26 Watch Tower
31:36 Watch Tower
31:38 Watch Tower
31:40 Watch Tower
31:44 Watch Tower
31:47 Watch Tower
31:52 Watch Tower
| Lesser Clarity Potion | 3 | |
| Healing Salve | 3 | |
| Orb of Lightning | 2 | |
| Scroll of Town Portal | 1 | |
| Tiny Great Hall | 1 |
» bad.mofo (green | 33 APM | 1074 actions | 32:17) 4 Blademaster 2 Wind Walk 2 Critical Strike» actions
| Assign group hotkey | 28 | |
| Build / train | 55 | |
| ESC pressed | 2 | |
| Enter build submenu | 24 | |
| Enter hero's abilities submenu | 4 | |
| Give item / drop item | 4 | |
| Remove unit from queue | 3 | |
| Right click | 349 | |
| Select / deselect | 247 | |
| Select group hotkey | 310 | |
| Use ability | 48 |
| Peon | 22 | |
| Grunt | 7 | |
| Wind Rider | 2 | |
| Raider | 2 |
| Armor | 1 | |
| Melee Weapons | 1 | |
| Berserker Strength | 1 | |
| Ensnare | 1 |
| Altar of Storms | 1 | |
| Orc Burrow | 12 | |
| Barracks | 1 | |
| Stronghold | 1 | |
| War Mill | 2 | |
| Beastiary | 2 | |
| Watch Tower | 2 |
00:36 Orc Burrow
01:45 Barracks
02:52 Orc Burrow
03:29 Orc Burrow
04:13 Stronghold
04:59 War Mill
05:42 Orc Burrow
06:09 Orc Burrow
06:44 Orc Burrow
08:08 Beastiary
08:52 Watch Tower
09:04 Beastiary
09:28 Orc Burrow
10:05 Watch Tower
10:16 Orc Burrow
12:41 Orc Burrow
13:56 War Mill
18:45 Orc Burrow
18:47 Orc Burrow
19:15 Orc Burrow
| Potion of Healing | 1 | |
| Healing Salve | 3 | |
| Scroll of Town Portal | 1 | |
| Scroll of Speed | 1 | |
| Orb of Lightning | 3 |
captainequebec (orange | 15 APM | 485 actions | 32:17) 4 Blademaster 
2 Mirror Image 1 Critical Strike 1 Wind Walk» actions
| Basic commands | 1 | |
| Build / train | 64 | |
| Enter build submenu | 18 | |
| Enter hero's abilities submenu | 4 | |
| Remove unit from queue | 6 | |
| Right click | 210 | |
| Select / deselect | 164 | |
| Use ability | 18 |
| Grunt | 24 | |
| Peon | 3 | |
| Troll Headhunter/Berserker | 2 | |
| Wind Rider | 15 | |
| Demolisher | 1 | |
| Goblin Zeppelin | 1 |
| Melee Weapons | 2 | |
| Ranged Weapons | 1 | |
| Spiked Barricades | 2 | |
| Armor | 1 |
| Orc Burrow | 8 | |
| Barracks | 1 | |
| Altar of Storms | 1 | |
| Stronghold | 1 | |
| War Mill | 1 | |
| Beastiary | 2 | |
| Fortress | 0 |
00:18 Barracks
00:22 Altar of Storms
05:13 Orc Burrow
07:14 Stronghold
09:21 Orc Burrow
09:46 War Mill
13:53 Beastiary
15:27 Orc Burrow
16:02 Orc Burrow
17:29 Orc Burrow
18:35 Orc Burrow
25:11 Orc Burrow
25:32 Fortress
26:22 Beastiary
Chat log
(00:07 / All) BROADCASTER: HELLO AND GOOD EVENING
(00:10 / Allies) jg11396: towerin
(00:13 / All) BROADCASTER: WELCOME TO THIS GAME OF WARCRAFT 3 FROZEN THRONE
(00:15 / All) bad.mofo: a
(00:21 / All) bad.mofo: another loser hahahaha
(00:26 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: HI THERE FOLKS.
(00:33 / All) BROADCASTER: WE'LL BE PLAYING ON GOLEMS IN THE MIST TONIGHT
(00:37 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, MAY I JUST REPEAT THAT THIS FEATURE IS SPONSORED BY ESPN.
(00:38 / All) CnT: whats up
(00:39 / All) BROADCASTER: WHY DON'T YOU RUN DOWN THE FEATURES JOHN
(00:46 / All) bad.mofo: mm
(00:47 / All) bad.mofo: m
(00:48 / All) bad.mofo: m
(00:48 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: FOR SURE- THE MAP IS IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE GOLEM.
(00:49 / All) bad.mofo: mM
(00:51 / All) bad.mofo: M
(00:51 / All) bad.mofo: M
(00:51 / All) bad.mofo: M
(00:52 / All) bad.mofo: M
(00:53 / All) bad.mofo: Mm
(00:54 / All) bad.mofo: m
(00:54 / All) bad.mofo: m
(00:55 / All) bad.mofo: m
(00:55 / All) bad.mofo: m
(00:56 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: SIMILARLY, GOLEMS APPEAR AT THE ORANGE CREEP CAMPS
(01:07 / All) BROADCASTER: CORRECT
(01:13 / All) BROADCASTER: ANYWAY, LET'S MEET OUR PLAYERS
(01:17 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: IF YOU ARE IN SOMEONES BASE AND THEY SAY 'GO LEM OR GO HOME' IT ACTIVATES A POWER PLAY
(01:20 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: WHERE YOU MUST EITHER GO LEM OR GO HOME.
(01:25 / Allies) CnT: ill tower with u
(01:26 / All) BROADCASTER: I'M BROADCASTING FROM THE 5:00 BOOTH ON THE EAST SIDE
(01:32 / All) BROADCASTER: LET'S CHECK OUT EAST TEAM
(01:40 / All) BROADCASTER: NORTH OF ME IS 'BAD.MOFO' A GREEN ORC
(01:44 / All) BROADCASTER: HE LOVES TO IDLE WORKERS
(01:48 / All) BROADCASTER: AND DOES NOT LIKE MAKING UNITS
(01:52 / All) BROADCASTER: NORTH OF HIM
(01:56 / All) BROADCASTER: CAPTAINEQUEBEC
(01:57 / All) BROADCASTER: ORANGE ORC
(02:00 / All) BROADCASTER: HE'S OK WITH GRUNTS
(02:05 / All) BROADCASTER: ONE MORE NORTH
(02:07 / All) BROADCASTER: GOBINER, TEAL
(02:11 / All) BROADCASTER: HE MAKES TOWERS ONLY
(02:16 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: I'M HERE AT THE 11:00 BOOTH. MY NEIGHBOUR IS DEADPOEMCRI.
(02:17 / All) BROADCASTER: WHAT ABOUT OVER THERE, JOHN?
(02:32 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: WE HAVE AN UNDEAD WHO IS DOING A TERRIBLE FIEND BUILD.
(02:34 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: VERY 2003.
(02:50 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: DOWN IN THE SOUTHERN SECTOR THERE'S A HUMAN MAKING TOWERS, BUT HAS JUST MILITIA'D FOR NO REASON
(03:08 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: AND ANOTHER HUMAN WITH ONLY A HERO TO HIS NAME. THIS IS REALLY EMBARASSING FROM THE WEST SIDE.
(03:17 / All) BROADCASTER: SORRY TO HEAR THAT JOHN
(03:25 / All) BROADCASTER: ORANGE IS THE FIRST TO CREEP, HITTING HIS NATURAL GREEN
(03:32 / All) CnT: WOW
(03:35 / All) BROADCASTER: SPEAKING OF GREEN, HE'S STANDING AS STILL AS POSSIBLE
(03:42 / All) BROADCASTER: WITH JUST A BLADE AND ONE GRUNT
(03:51 / Allies) CnT: WOW
(03:53 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THINGS ARE HOTTING UP ON WEST! GOBINER IS HARASSING DEADPOEMCRI'S WOODCONOMY
(04:03 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: HE'S ALREADY KILLED ONE GHOUL AND I SENSE MORE DEATHS ARE IN OUR FRIEND'S FUTURE
(04:04 / All) BROADCASTER: YIKES, I DO LOVE A GOOD BLADE HARRASS
(04:14 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD BLADE HARASS... AND THIS IS NOTHING LIKE A GOOD BLADE HARASS.
(04:17 / All) BROADCASTER: UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T THINK EITHER OF THE OTHER TWO BLADES IN THIS GAME WILL BE DOING THAT
(04:27 / All) CnT: RED WE FOUND U
(04:31 / All) BROADCASTER: ORANGE LOOKS LIKE HE'S READY TO LOSE ALL GRUNTS TO CREEPS
(04:42 / All) CnT: AND GREEN IS A DUMB ASS
(04:51 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME SMALL DISTURBANCE IN YOUR BOOTH, BROADCASTER!
(04:52 / All) BROADCASTER: MEANWHILE GREEN IS HELPING OUT THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH
(04:58 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: WOULD YOU CARE TO ELABORATE ON THE SITUATION?
(05:03 / All) BROADCASTER: THAT'S NO PROBLEM, THE BOOTH IS MERELY A FORMALITY
(05:22 / Allies) Deadpoemcri: useless to tower there...
(05:24 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: IT SEEMS FOOLISH FOR THE WEST SIDE TO WASTE ALL OF THEIR RESOURCES ON THIS GAMBIT.
(05:26 / All) CnT: WELL RED SORRY TO SEE UR BASE GO
(05:32 / All) bad.mofo: im not
(05:37 / All) CnT: YS THAT
(05:47 / All) BROADCASTER: TEAL CONTINUES TO HECKLE & WRECKLE WITH PINK THIS TIME
(05:54 / All) BROADCASTER: THE PAIN MUST BE EXCRUCIATING
(06:00 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: OUR FRIEND PINK WAS SO INVOLVED WITH TOWER RUSHING A DEFENSELESS BOOTH HE DIDN'T NOTICE GOBINER'S BLADEMASTER CHOPPING AND
(06:01 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: SLOPPING!
(06:14 / All) BROADCASTER: NOW THERE ARE TWO BLADEMASTERS IN ONE BASE
(06:16 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: NOW PINK'S BASE IS IN DIRE STRAITS.. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY- MONEY FOR NOTHING!
(06:18 / All) BROADCASTER: AND PINK IS TECHING WITH NO WORKERS
(06:25 / All) BROADCASTER: I WANT MY, I WANT MY MTV
(06:31 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THE NO-WORKER TECH IS A GREAT MOVE. HE HAS OVER 1000 GOLD RIGHT NOW.
(06:33 / Allies) jg11396: help
(06:39 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: NOW WE SEE THE CLASSIC PLUG PULL.
(06:50 / Allies) Deadpoemcri: wtf
(06:50 / All) BROADCASTER: ACTUALLY JOHN, THAT'S THE 'INTERNET CAFE LAG'
(06:59 / All) BROADCASTER: LOOKS LIKE PINK HAS COMPLETED HIS TECH
(07:00 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: RIGHT YOU ARE; I WONDER IF HIS NEIGHBOURS AT THE CAFE HAVE SPOTTED WHAT A NOOB HE IS
(07:20 / All) BROADCASTER: IF I WAS PINK I WOULD PICK THE COMPUTER FACING A WALL, SO THAT THE FEWEST PEOPLE POSSIBLE COULD WATCH ME PLAY
(07:23 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: GOBINER'S RECKLESS STREAK CONTINUES AS HE KILLS SEVERAL OF BLUE'S PEASANTS
(07:29 / All) BROADCASTER: GREEN HAS PRIORITIZD KILLING FARMS
(07:37 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: -INFLICTING, AND I'LL QUOTE A FELLOW ANNOUNCER HERE- TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DAMAGE.
(07:37 / All) BROADCASTER: MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT LOOKS DUMB
(07:45 / All) BROADCASTER: THAT TOWER IS ABOUT TO GO
(07:52 / All) BROADCASTER: RATHER THAN REPAIR IT, BLUE HAS CHOSEN TO LOSE MORE WORKERS
(07:54 / Allies) jg11396: wood
(08:07 / All) BROADCASTER: AND GREEN IS ABOUT TO LOSE A BURROW TO A NERD HERO
(08:08 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: PINK IS DEMANDING HE BE FED SOME LUMBER. QUITE A FOOLISH NOTION, I'LL ADD.
(08:10 / All) BROADCASTER: WOW, CLOSE ONE
(08:20 / All) CnT: FUCK U TEAL
(08:35 / All) BROADCASTER: BLUE IS HAVING SERIOUS ECONOMIC DOWNTURN
(08:36 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: OUR FRIEND CNT IS DOWN TO ONLY 3 WORKERS! HIS ECONOMY IS IN RUINS.
(08:37 / All) BROADCASTER: IT SEEM
(08:38 / Allies) jg11396: wood
(08:46 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: ONCE AGAIN, JG11396 REQUESTS WOOD
(08:54 / All) BROADCASTER: YOU KNOW JOHN, THIS REMINDS ME OF THE STOCK MARKET IN 1987
(08:56 / All) CnT: YES IT IS QUIT SAD
(08:57 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: IF ONLY HIS ALLIES WERE ABLE TO HELP HIM OUT.. HE COULD TURN THIS PLAY AROUND.
(09:00 / All) BROADCASTER: IT WAS A BEAR FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS
(09:07 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THIS REMINDS ME OF THE HYPERINFLATION CRISIS OF 1923.
(09:15 / All) BROADCASTER: BLUE HAS AGAIN MADE THE EXECUTIVE DECISION TO NOT CANCEL TEAL
(09:17 / All) BROADCASTER: 'S SALVE
(09:18 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: BUT MAYBE I'M THE ONLY ONE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER IT.
(09:30 / All) BROADCASTER: PINK HAS ALSO MADE HIS OWN DECISION
(09:33 / All) BROADCASTER: TO BUILD A LUMBER MILL
(09:34 / All) jg11396: hah
(09:36 / All) BROADCASTER: INSTEAD OF AN EXPO
(09:38 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: GREEN'S TROUPE NOW ENTERS BLUES BASE.. THINGS LOOK BAD FOR THE WEST SIDE.
(09:40 / All) jg11396: no wood
(09:46 / All) bad.mofo: or skills
(09:52 / All) BROADCASTER: AND BLUE'S OUT AS WELL
(09:54 / All) CnT: gIVE ME LUMBER PURP
(09:56 / All) BROADCASTER: COULD THIS BE GAME?
(09:59 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: HOWEVER, DURING THIS ENTIRE FIASCO, PURPLE HAS BEEN ABLE TO CREEP COMPLETELY UNDETECTED
(10:03 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: AND BRIAN MORTE IS NOW LEVEL 2!
(10:14 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: WHAT EFFECT COULD THIS HAVE ON THE STATUS OF THE GAME? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT AFTER THESE MESSAGES:
(10:16 / All) BROADCASTER: YOU KNOW THE UNDEAD JOHN, ALL THEY DO IS CREEP SPIDERS AND MAKE BONE DRAGONS, HA HA
(10:23 / All) BROADCASTER: BJORNEBRYGG
(10:24 / All) BROADCASTER: FOR A GOOD TIME
(10:27 / All) BROADCASTER: IT'S NOT WINE
(10:29 / All) CnT: HOW SAD
(10:34 / All) BROADCASTER: IT'S BJORNEBRYGG
(10:36 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: HIGHPER.CH; ALL YOUR FAVOURITE REPLAYS, WHEN YOU WANT THEM, HOW YOU WANT THEM.
(10:54 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: AHLGREN'S BILAR: SWEDEN'S MOST POPULAR CAR
(11:00 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: (WHICH MAY BE STATISTICALLY TRUE DUE TO THEIR SIZE)
(11:13 / All) BROADCASTER: AND WE'RE BACK
(11:17 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: WELL, BACK TO THE GAME, WE SEE A TRAIL OF TEARS OF PEONS RUNNING FROM LOWER RIGHT
(11:29 / All) BROADCASTER: TO UPDATE VIEWERS WHO MAY BE JOINING US, BLUE IS DEAD, PINK IS DEAD, AND GREEN'S JUST ABOUT DEAD
(11:37 / All) BROADCASTER: SUCH IS RANDOM TEAM
(11:39 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: AND PURPLE IS UN-DEAD.. WHICH IS JUST AS BAD! HAHAHA
(11:51 / All) BROADCASTER: MEANWHILE, ORANGE HAS GONE MIRROR IMAGE!!!
(11:53 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: WE SEE MIRROR IMAGE BEING USED! MIRROR IMAGE FIRST IN A COMPETITIVE GAME!!
(11:56 / All) BROADCASTER: THIS IS UNPRECEDENTLY BAD
(11:58 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THIS IS A FIRST FOR WARCRAFT 3!
(12:11 / All) BROADCASTER: LAST TIME I SAW MIRROR IMAGE IT WAS IN A YOMP
(12:15 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: PURPLE IS MICROING HIS FIENDS LIKE HE'S TED! EXCELLENT PLAY.
(12:15 / All) jg11396: BLU MOVE HERO
(12:24 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: AND JUST AS I COMPLIMENT HIM HE LOSES A FIEND. EMBARASSING.
(12:33 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: HE'S NOT EVEN FOCUSING HIS FIENDS ON THE WEAK GRUNTS.
(12:45 / All) jg11396: HAHA
(12:47 / All) Deadpoemcri: lol
(12:48 / All) BROADCASTER: AND MOOGUL THE SLY DROPS
(12:56 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: MY BOOTH HAS BEEN RANSACKED! THOSE HOOLIGANS.
(12:57 / All) BROADCASTER: THE BEST BLADEMASTER, CONTROLLED BY THE WORST PLAYER
(12:57 / All) CnT: TIS TIS TIS
(13:09 / All) BROADCASTER: BLUE AGAIN INTONES "TIS TIS TIS"
(13:13 / All) BROADCASTER: THIS DOES NOT MEAN ANUYTHING
(13:21 / All) CnT: YES I DO
(13:23 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: MEANWHILE, BRIAN MORTE HAS REACHED LEVEL 4, GAINING LEVEL 2 IN THE IMBALANCED- I MEAN VALUABLE 'UNHOLY AURA'
(13:27 / All) CnT: AND YES IT DOES
(13:34 / All) BROADCASTER: SPIDERS JOIN THE FRAY, SO ANY SENSIBLE PLAYER TPS
(13:56 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: HE HAS ALSO TECHED TO ABOMINATIONS, HOWEVER HIS LACK OF UPGRADES REVEALS HIS TRUE INEXPERIENCE.
(13:59 / All) BROADCASTER: THE LEAGUE HAS ALLOTTED 4500 GOLD TO KICKBACKS
(14:06 / All) CnT: TIS TIS ITS
(14:15 / All) BROADCASTER: IF YOU'RE IN SEAT 45A IN SECTION 115, PLEASE COME TO ANNOUNCER BOOTH
(14:25 / All) CnT: OK
(14:44 / All) BROADCASTER: THE LUCKY WINNER IS TEAL
(14:47 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: WE NOW SEE AN AGGRESSIVE FEINT BY JG11396 WHO IS RETAKING BLUE'S ORIGINAL BASE.
(14:49 / All) BROADCASTER: THANKS FOR SUPPORTING RANDOM TEAM
(15:08 / All) CnT: SHIT HAPPENS
(15:11 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: WILL THIS TACTIC WORK OUT FOR OUR INTREPID INTERNET CAFE PATRON? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.
(15:26 / All) BROADCASTER: PINK HAS AGAIN CHOSEN TO HARRASS, WITH A NERD HERO, WITHOUT A TP
(15:34 / All) BROADCASTER: SOMETHING TERRIBLE COULD POTENTIALLY HAPPEN
(15:37 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: A HUGE FIGHT SOMEHOW DOES NOT TAKE PLACE
(15:40 / All) CnT: TIS TIS ITS
(15:41 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: AS PURPLE RUNS STRAIGHT PAST GREEN
(15:45 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: IT'S AS IF HIS EYES ARE CLOSED!
(15:51 / All) CnT: WHAT A NOOB
(15:53 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: FINALLY HE REALISES THE SITUATION AND TURNS AROUND
(15:57 / All) BROADCASTER: I TRIED TO PLAY WITH MY EYES CLOSED ONCE JOHN
(16:03 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: BUT IT MAY BE TOO LATE.. HIS BASE IS GONE.. HIS FACE IS GONE.. AND SO IS HIS DIGNITY.
(16:11 / All) BROADCASTER: I JUST FORGOT THE ORDER OF ALL THE BUILDINGS IN THE BUILD MENU AND WOKE UP WITH A LOT OF SHOPS
(16:36 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: GOBINER PERFORMS THE 'TAKE DOWN AND SHAKE DOWN' MANOEUVRE AND ESCAPES UNSCATHED.
(16:39 / All) BROADCASTER: REMARKABLY, PINK IS EXPANDING WHILE TEAL WATCHES FASCINATEDLY
(16:51 / All) CnT: AND IT LOOKS LIKE TEAL HAS HIM IN CLOSE HANDS
(16:52 / All) BROADCASTER: TEAL ALSO ENJOYS EXPANSIONS WITH NO WORKS
(17:16 / Allies) Deadpoemcri: check that
(17:21 / All) jg11396: K
(17:21 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: DESPITE LOSING ALL ACOLYTES, DEADPOEMCRI HAS NOT YET LOST FAITH
(17:23 / All) BROADCASTER: THAT GRUNT IS AT 50 HP
(17:34 / All) BROADCASTER: FAITH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF RANDOM TEAM
(17:41 / All) BROADCASTER: THE SECOND MOST BEING BONE DRAGONS
(17:57 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: INDEED, BROADCASTER, AND I'D LIKE TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION, IF I MAY, TO PURPLE'S LACK OF BONE DRAGONS.
(18:07 / All) BROADCASTER: HANG ON NOW,
(18:10 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: HE HAS NEARLY 600 GOLD IN RESERVE AND YET REFUSES TO BUILD ANY ACOLYTES OR ANYTHING.
(18:10 / All) BROADCASTER: ARCHMAGE IN TROUBLE!
(18:14 / All) BROADCASTER: WHAT DID I SAY!
(18:19 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THERE IS 5400 GOLD IN HIS MINE THAT HE IS SIMPLY NOT USING!
(18:23 / All) BROADCASTER: BUT IT SEEMS TEAL IS UNABLE TO SEAL THE DEAL
(18:37 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: AND HERE WE SEE THE PREDICAMENT- OUR UNDEAD FRIEND IS SUPPLY LOCKED AT 32/30
(18:37 / All) BROADCASTER: TEAL NOW THE ONLY PLAYER IN THE ENTIRE GAME TO EXPAND
(18:41 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: HE CAN'T BUILD ANY ACOLYTES!!
(18:41 / Allies) jg11396: GOLD PURP
(18:52 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THIS MUST BE INFURIATING!
(18:59 / Allies) jg11396: PURP GET WORKERS
(19:07 / All) BROADCASTER: WITH A RUMBLING SOUND THOSE ABOMINATIONS ANGRILY PRANCE ACROSS THE GOLEM'S FACE
(19:27 / Allies) jg11396: teal gold
(19:41 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: PINK HAS NOW REQUESTED, IN ALLY CHAT 'TEAL GOLD'
(19:47 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: NOW WHAT COULD THIS MEAN? TEAL IS ON THE OPPOSING TEAM
(19:58 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: I AM SIMPLY FLABBERGASTED BY HIS TENUOUS GRASP ON GAME MECHANICS.
(20:00 / Allies) jg11396: lol
(20:00 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: OVER TO YOU, BROADCASTER.
(20:09 / All) BROADCASTER: TRULY STUNNING, I LOVE IT WHEN WE GET A TASTE OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A PLAYER IN THIS SPORT
(20:12 / Allies) jg11396: blu gold
(20:24 / All) BROADCASTER: TEAL PUSHES INTO THE HELLBASE ONCE MORE
(20:47 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: OH DEAR! MORE ACOLYTES GO DOWN!
(20:48 / All) Deadpoemcri: bah gg
(20:53 / All) BROADCASTER: PURPLE CALLS IT!
(20:55 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: AND DEADPOEMCRI GIVES UP.. FINALLY...
(20:58 / All) BROADCASTER: GREAT GRAVY, HE SAYS
(21:02 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: A VALIANT EFFORT BUT IN THE END, HIS INABILITY TO MICRO WAS HIS DOWNFALL.
(21:04 / All) CnT: WHY PUP WHY
(21:14 / All) BROADCASTER: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU JOHN
(21:21 / All) BROADCASTER: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BONE DRAGONS
(21:29 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THIS IS HIGHLY BIZARRE!
(21:34 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: PINK AND BLUE ARE KILLING EACH OTHER!
(21:41 / All) BROADCASTER: THOSE COLORS DO CLASH
(21:42 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: A CIVIL WAR HAS BROKEN OUT IN THE WESTERN SECTOR.
(21:45 / All) BROADCASTER: IT WAS TO BE EXPECTED
(22:22 / All) BROADCASTER: THIS GAME IS DRAWING TO A CLOSE
(22:28 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF THYME NOW BEFORE THE ROSEMARY COMES TO BLOOM: SAGE ADVICE AT THIS POINT WOULD BE TO PARSLEY WITH THE ENEM
(22:56 / Allies) jg11396: yellow how old ir red
(23:15 / All) BROADCASTER: ORANGE IS SAVING UP A FORMIDABLE ANTI TOWER FORCE
(23:20 / All) BROADCASTER: MADE UP OF GRUNTS AND LIGHT AIR
(23:26 / Allies) jg11396: yellow
(23:27 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: 'YELLOW HOW OLD IS RED' THIS QUESTION WAS POSED IN ALLY CHAT.
(23:36 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: I WONDER, BROADCASTER, IF YOU COULD INFORM US OF YOUR BACKGROUND HISTORY?
(23:37 / All) BROADCASTER: GOOD QUESTION, WEST TEAM
(23:40 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THE VIEWERS DESIRE TO KNOW!.
(23:51 / All) BROADCASTER: I'M A HANDSOME YOUNG SUCCESSFUL MAN
(23:57 / All) BROADCASTER: VISIT MY BLOG AT BONEINSUB.NET
(23:59 / Allies) jg11396: how old
(24:00 / All) BROADCASTER: THAT'S ALL!
(24:14 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: IT SEEMS OUR FRIEND JG11396 IS A TALENTED INTERVIEWER- HE PRESSES YOU ONCE AGAIN WITH 'HOW OLD'
(24:17 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE?
(24:28 / All) BROADCASTER: TWENTY-TWO, IF YOU MUST KNOW
(24:30 / All) CnT: I SAY WHAT A FAG
(24:37 / All) jg11396: haha
(24:41 / All) jg11396: im 12
(24:45 / All) CnT: AND GAY
(24:48 / All) jg11396: yes
(24:48 / All) BROADCASTER: I CAN SEE THAT, YOU WERE BORN IN 1996
(24:52 / All) jg11396: yes
(24:53 / All) BROADCASTER: NOVEMBER SECOND I WOULD ASSUME
(24:55 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: BUT WHAT IS THIS? DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE SOUTHERN SECTOR.
(25:07 / All) BROADCASTER: BUT WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU...13?
(25:09 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: A TOWER RUSH IS TAKING PLACE! HIGHLY UNORTHODOX.
(25:12 / All) CnT: YES TEAL TOWERS MY TOWERS
(25:19 / All) jg11396: haha o ya 13
(25:24 / All) jg11396: jst had my bday
(25:25 / All) BROADCASTER: BLUE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND A FUNDAMENTAL PART OF THIS GAME....RANGE
(25:32 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY JOHN GRISHAM.
(25:33 / All) BROADCASTER: ORC TOWERS OUTRANGE HUMAN TOWERS
(25:38 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: I HAVE ENJOYED ALL YOUR NOVELS.
(25:42 / All) jg11396: ty
(26:18 / All) BROADCASTER: ORANGE NOW IN HIGH UPKEEP, BUT FOR WHAT PURPOSE
(26:20 / All) jg11396: nout to get laid tom
(26:23 / All) jg11396: bout
(26:46 / All) BROADCASTER: PINK IS MAKING PREPOSTEROUS CLAIMS
(26:47 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THINGS LOOK DIRE FOR OUR FRIEND CNT. FOR AS WE KNOW, CNT IS A POWER LOAD- WATCH HIM EXPLODE.
(27:09 / All) CnT: ILL FINISH OF PINK
(27:11 / All) BROADCASTER: IT SEEMS OUR FRIEND BLUE ENJOYS LOSING..
(27:22 / All) CnT: TIS TIS TIS
(27:25 / All) jg11396: bou
(27:26 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: FINALLY, AFTER ~20 MINUTES OF INACTIVITY
(27:27 / All) jg11396: t
(27:28 / All) jg11396: to
(27:30 / All) jg11396: get laid
(27:31 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: BLUE IS BUILDING A SINGLE WORKSHOP
(27:40 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: HE IS SPEEDBUILDING IT WITH 3 WORKERS! BIZARRE.
(27:52 / All) BROADCASTER: I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT HE WANTS TO MAKE UNITS
(27:55 / All) BROADCASTER: BUT WHY?
(27:58 / All) CnT: HELL NO
(27:59 / All) BROADCASTER: DOES HE INTEND TO WIN?
(28:03 / All) CnT: NO
(28:06 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: INDEED; A GOOD THOUGHT. HOWEVER I CAN SEE THERE IS NO STEAM COMING FROM THIS WORKSHOP.
(28:07 / All) CnT: JUST TOWER
(28:08 / All) jg11396: red
(28:09 / All) BROADCASTER: WE CAN ONLY GUESS
(28:14 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: IN FACT, IT STEAMS TO ME LIKE HE IS RATHER FOOLISH IN THIS VENTURE.
(28:16 / All) BROADCASTER: STEAMS TO ME THAT HE WANTS TO MAKE CANNON TOWERS
(28:20 / All) jg11396: red
(28:22 / All) jg11396: red
(28:23 / All) CnT: HELL YES
(28:23 / All) jg11396: red
(28:24 / All) jg11396: red
(28:25 / All) jg11396: red
(28:26 / All) jg11396: red
(28:30 / All) jg11396: red
(28:31 / All) BROADCASTER: HOW CAN I HELP YOU SON
(28:31 / All) jg11396: red
(28:33 / All) jg11396: red
(28:36 / All) jg11396: red
(28:48 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: FOR THE AUDIO-ONLY LISTENERS, THAT SLAPPING SOUND WAS NOT A HIGH-FIVE BUT INFACT THE SOUND OF OUR DICK'S TOUCHING.
(28:57 / All) jg11396: gay
(29:01 / All) jg11396: gay
(29:06 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: IT'S NOT GAY IF THE BALLS DON'T TOUCH.
(29:09 / All) CnT: THAT U R
(29:14 / All) jg11396: very gay
(29:19 / All) jg11396: blu ur gay
(29:22 / All) jg11396: ojs gay
(29:24 / All) jg11396: n teal
(29:28 / All) jg11396: but not purp
(29:31 / All) jg11396: n not red
(29:34 / All) jg11396: bu yellow
(29:36 / All) jg11396: is gay]
(29:42 / All) BROADCASTER: TEAL EXECUTES A 'FAILURE'S TRIAL'
(29:44 / All) CnT: THOSE R HIS FUCK BUDYS
(29:44 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: THANK YOU FOR YOUR THOROUGH ANALYSIS OF OUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES.
(29:52 / All) jg11396: np
(29:53 / All) CnT: HAHA
(29:57 / All) CnT: WHAT A FAG
(30:02 / All) CnT: ONLY 12
(30:06 / All) CnT: TIS TIS TIS
(30:10 / All) BROADCASTER: AS THIS GAME DRAWS TO A CLOSE, LET ME JUST TALK ABOUT THANKSGIVING
(30:11 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: DID YOU KNOW: 81% OF CANADIAN BISEXUAL WOMEN HAVE CONSIDERED SUICIDE?
(30:15 / All) BROADCASTER: THANKSGIVING IS A TIME OF YEAR
(30:17 / All) jg11396: blu has repairin that blacki smith workin out
(30:19 / All) BROADCASTER: TO BE THANKFUL
(30:23 / All) BROADCASTER: FOR THINGS YOU LIKE
(30:39 / All) CnT: PINKS GAY MATE
(30:45 / All) jg11396: wow
(30:47 / All) jg11396: gay
(30:51 / All) BROADCASTER: GREEN HAS CHOSEN TO DOUBLE UP ON ORBS
(30:55 / All) CnT: WELL NICE TALKING
(31:01 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: -THE THANKSGIVING SONG, 2009, FIND IT ON ITUNES AND YOUTUBE
(31:03 / All) CnT: PEASE OUT
(31:16 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: NOW FEATURING T-PAIN AND USHER.
(31:17 / All) CnT: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
(31:32 / All) CnT: NICE TRY TEAL
(31:39 / All) BROADCASTER: ORANGE WHAT'S YOUR PAYPAL
(31:39 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: AS THE TOWERS CLOSE IN ON CNT'S CHAMBER HE LISTENS TO THE FINAL MOVEMENT OF WAGNER'S RING CYCLE
(31:42 / All) JOHN.MADDEN: A FITTING SUICIDE...
(31:43 / All) CnT: SUCH A BAD TOWERER
(31:52 / All) jg11396: bye
(32:00 / All) CnT: CHARGE
(32:10 / All) BROADCASTER: LET ME JUST SAY
(32:14 / All) BROADCASTER: GOODNIGHT, GOODBYE, AND GOOD GAME